100wc week#4

…but later that day…

Might seem normal jumping out of the way of bombs saying hi to the devil at McRonald's when I leave I hear Lucifer nag me, but later that day I heard a trumpet from the sky, it was the 6th croll of course being the gatekeeper of hell I told Satan he freaked out.
"Arooooo!" A howl arose from the gates of hell.
"Oh come on of all creatures Cerberus WHY!" I screamed like a toddler
Being the good gatekeeper I am I never forgot my holy spear calling my loyal dulahan it appeared. charging into battle I     Cerberus into the gates of hell.

100 WC Week#3

(Red,   Hard,   Mountain,   Floated,   Umbrella)
The Adventures of Ted - Volume#1
As Ted sat outside with Tim, his boxer dog he was wearing his favourite red boxing gloves. Ted heard his friend Bob yelp “Help!” Bob was supposed to be floating down the river he floated for 0.5 seconds. That happens when you wear titanium and float on a umbrella. Of course Ted saved him. Once Ted sat back down he heard a astronaut job on the radio, he saw an astronaut job opening, He yelled to his sister “Ha! I'm gonna beat’cha!” “Naw ung” Timmy squealed “Come Kim the Demonic Kat”
Once Ted got there he was ready, until Deputy Donut entered.

100WC Week#2

“NEXT!” The grim reaper called as I joined the queue. it took eons literally eons before it was my turn “what's your name?” He said sounding displeased
“Julian Christ”
“Oh my! Please forgive me” he said shocked “Oh God!" He sang
“WHAAAAAAT! I WAS SLEEEEEEPIIIINNNNGGG!" He roared
“Ahhhhhhhh!” I screamed like I was trying to break glass
“Oh it's nothing just your grandson!” The grim reaper yelled at him
“Knew I should've hired a shinigami” God moaned
“Don't you speak of those horrible fiends!” He snapped
“Shut up both of you!” I roared
The grim reaper grinned“Why you little bug”

And it all went black…

100 WC Week#1

It was a great day the candy crane didn't break I knew the peppermint was a great purchase, until we saw a broccoli sprout we screamed it was happening they were back! The veggies the pineapple nukes then carrot missiles “quick to the ice cream scoops all candyians to the cupcake come women and children first!”

“Ba-ha-ha-ha! You thought you could seal us away well NO!”

“Ahh! Help! My pet bear!”

Then a hero was born the bear started glowing and then he was Candy Bear! Shooting sugar and then happiness

“Wait I don't want to be with the veggies we don't I mean” then there were tons of quiche…